becauselukehemmings:

Michael/4

not my photos or textposts//credit to owners//my edit

please do not steal

sundxwn:

Crimson Tower by Enrico Fossati

wasteofprince:

pimp-eridan:

guys homestuck could end in literally 2 minutes and none of us would know 

the gigapause could end in the next minute, and then even i would have to blacklist the tags homestuck and avoid tumblr for like 3 days because it’d be way to overwhelming 

demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

unicordian:

culpa-mia:

a story as old as time itself

o shutterstock…

schol:

when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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Anonymous whispered: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

those-cute-boys:

http://those-cute-boys.tumblr.com/
isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

isamiaella:

homosexualpancakes:

give us the child

wipe away the debt

evgeniemalkin:

freedom14movement:

[x]

im in a country that has children beheading people like a sport.

arab peooplleee!

I’m sorry if all the inbreeding that’s been happening in your family for the past few generations has fucked you up to a point where you can’t read a book or go outside but he isn’t Arab and you’re so dumb I’m feeling physically ill

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

kingofconeyisland:

cash4gore:

protip: refer to all your mistakes as “artistic choices”

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